@ 27/04/2007 – 01:22:49 pm
I watched Kung Fu Hustle the other night, I wanted to see it since it came out in 2004 but never got round to it, so I was proper chuffed when I saw it was on film4. It didn't disappoint! If you haven't seen it then DO, it's worth the effort, one of the most amazing films ever and so piss funny!
Anyway I shall write properly later as my lunch is now ready,
Alligators,
Gem x
@ 20/04/2007 – 07:47:39 pm
Burt! Where's my dinner?
@ 20/04/2007 – 11:40:23 am
Then I'm gonna ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah jump on that man
Oh boy. Had a LOW day yesterday, bummer yup yup.
We have no money at the moment and so are living on a diet of baked potatoes and corned beef. It ain't bad but it does get a bit boooooring. Especially as friday is usually steak day and we can't afford it this week! Or next week! In fact we may not be able to eat until June! Which is a bit crap. At least I should lose some weight...
I have nothing to say today really, except AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have many feelings I wish to express but I can't just yet, it's all a bit conspiratorial but there are major secretive things afoot in my life right now that I cannot divulge until the time is correct, but it's driving me MAd, MAD I TELL YOU!!!!!! Soon my friends, all will be revealed....
Love yas
Gem x
@ 19/04/2007 – 02:14:03 pm
Hello!
What on earth is going on? I've only been away a few days, and when I get back and log on, all my friends blogs have gone slightly mental! How weird? Have you all gone bonkers in my absence? Odd odd odd.
AND it's bloody freezing! What happened? Yesterday as I was wandering round the pretty cobbled Cornish streets I thought I might actually die from being slowly cooked from the inside it was so hot - I mean seriously, we've had 'hot' days, but this was HOT! I was tempted to change into a skimpy summer dress despite the fact that my legs were pale and hairy, honestly I came so close to doing it!
I had a great time - one of the best bits though had to be my visit to Peacocks - I had a slight eppy when I went in and literally tried on EVERYTHING in the shop! Despite the fact that its so cheap in there I could have easily spent £500! I can't believe we don't have one in Manchester yet, 10th May it opens, it's so mad though coz I thought it was well better than Primark! Yes, I said it - BETTER THAN PRIMARK!!! May I be struck down and beaten by lohan lites with mulberry bags if I do not speak the truth!
Anyway I am going now to sloth about, Flog It's in Wrexham today haha might have to watch that see how the old hometown is bearing up and how many inbred scallies manage to further tarnish the shit holes image hmm.
Gem x
(Legless but smiling!)
@ 19/04/2007 – 02:13:57 pm
Hello!
What on earth is going on? I've only been away a few days, and when I get back and log on, all my friends blogs have gone slightly mental! How weird? Have you all gone bonkers in my absence? Odd odd odd.
AND it's bloody freezing! What happened? Yesterday as I was wandering round the pretty cobbled Cornish streets I thought I might actually die from being slowly cooked from the inside it was so hot - I mean seriously, we've had 'hot' days, but this was HOT! I was tempted to change into a skimpy summer dress despite the fact that my legs were pale and hairy, honestly I came so close to doing it!
I had a great time - one of the best bits though had to be my visit to Peacocks - I had a slight eppy when I went in and literally tried on EVERYTHING in the shop! Despite the fact that its so cheap in there I could have easily spent £500! I can't believe we don't have one in Manchester yet, 10th May it opens, it's so mad though coz I thought it was well better than Primark! Yes, I said it - BETTER THAN PRIMARK!!! May I be struck down and beaten by lohan lites with mulberry bags if I do not speak the truth!
Anyway I am going now to sloth about, Flog It's in Wrexham today haha might have to watch that see how the old hometown is bearing up and how many inbred scallies manage to further tarnish the shit holes image hmm.
Gem x
(Legless but smiling!)
@ 16/04/2007 – 11:31:38 am
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so ill, chest infection and monster cold, can't actually cope and might die
Got LOADS to do before go to Cornwall tomorrow morning, and just want to lie on the sofa and cry! So unfair. And I can't taste ANYTHING and it's steak for tea my favourite!
I am going now to wallow in my own self pity.
I hope you all appreciate how lucky you are with your clear nasal passages and functioning tastebuds, bah!
Gem
(no kisses today - too grumpy pah)
@ 10/04/2007 – 08:48:15 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
I'm still not quite inhabiting the land of the living, spent the day with an old friend which was lovely, primark and tapas yay! Didn't buy much actually managed to resist temptation, although primark was just as bad as I'd anticipated, totally mental. The queue for the fitting rooms was even more ridiculous than usual, and same goes for the bloody tills, but I did get 2 lovely pairs of shoes and a hideous 80s style tee, plus a load of garish coloured tights AH how wonderful!
Has anyone done the slim fast diet? I was thinking about it as I never know what to have for lunch and end up having about a million calories like a baked potato with cheese AND mayonnaise and tuna which really isn't good! So I was thinking, shredded wheat for brekkie (my favourite) slim fast for lunch and nice healthy dinner (got to feed the old man after all!) whaddaya reckon? Also if anyone has any idea how much this stuff costs as I have no idea! Not that I don't live in the real world or anything!
You now cannot smoke in La Tasca at all! I fucking hate rules, I'm a fucking adult and I can make my own fucking decisions - if I want to kill myself from lung cancer ( if indeed it IS caused by smoking, I am rather sceptical ) then I should bloody well be allowed to! ANARCHY!!! AAAAAAAANAAAAAAARCHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps
Your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine
Gem x
@ 09/04/2007 – 08:05:10 pm
Hey guys...
Just a quickie - am too dead to write or think properly, it's taken me until now 8pm just to manage to do this. I think I may have ahem overdone it a little last night, we walked in the door to the sound of Matt's alarm going off this morning - not good - he's so amazing though helping us into bed getting us water and buckets! What a star. My head feels like it might fall off and I have many blisters on my feet cry. And before anyone starts - I don't want sympathy, I am simply stating facts - kids, don't drink, vodka is the devil, and don't do drugs, drugs are bad mmmkay? Actually that's not all true, but by god you regret it the next day! I'm getting far too old for this malarky now, I don't know how the gays do it, it's such a chore trying to keep up with them! And Coll was so hammered last night, although I don't know how as most of his drinks ended up either on my tights or in my boots, I swear I nearly throttled the twat! Ah well.
Right I'm off for a brew and BEDDYBYES before I actually do die, meeting one of my best friend tomorrow for lunch and Primark so need to recover for the inevitable horror that is Manchester Primark, urgh.
Ta-ra (masalata)
Gem x
@ 08/04/2007 – 10:42:44 am
...this boy can't swim he's wearing too many skins I hope he sinks til he forgets everything...dreamt up the lies that would hold him together then realised those he lied to were cleverer left on the side they have long since rejoined him back in the fold with the thoughts that would weigh him down...this boy can't swim he's carrying too many sins...
...when you're creeping up the back stairs mother's nightmares falling in the front door my my climbing in the window get dressed let's go take your brother's car keys bye bye...
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Sorry no word for a couple of days... been madness...
can't even write now, have the parents in law coming round this afternoon and I have to prepare for going out tonight - it's been that long since we went clubbing 5've forgotton how! Seriously, we used to be once, twice a week sort of people, now it's been about 4 months! Due to money issues and Nat bloody gallavanting off all over the place for conferences like but still. It's Sonic SAbbath tonight at Essential and Bootie Luv are playing live! We are SO there! ALthough whether we'll last til 7am is debatable, if there's no drugs involved there's no chance, we can tell we're getting old now that we can't last past midnight on alcohol alone! So sad I know.
Anyway I must panther dash, might be quiet my end tomorrow as I will hopefully be horrendously hungover and on a pig of a comedown - always the signs of a bloody good night.
Ciao!
Gem x
ps
...I'm the lord of the universe, it's best you don't mess with me...
@ 05/04/2007 – 08:31:53 pm
I'm just watching this thing on bbc three about big boobs - do you know it's so nice to see something like this that's actually showing people what it's REALLY like to have huge protrusions on your chest! And I still can't get over how crap most women are at finding the right sized bra, it really isn't that hard to figure it out! I'd love to have a reduction in a way, it's so hard to get bras - the only place I can go is bravissimo and they only do a limited number of bras up to my cup size, and then they cost at least £25 each! How I long to get a primark bra for a fiver... ah well.
I love the strawbridges off 'not easy being green' - proper country folk I love them! Hmm that sounds a bit random doesn't it? Well no I was actually just watching it before so there!
Ta ra!
Gem x
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