hERs is A tONiC aNd miNE iS a GiN

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hERs is A tONiC aNd miNE iS a GiN

by gemblebee @ 07/05/2007 – 02:13:05 pm

hey ya!

Long time no speaky! Been busy me!

Well we are off to Cornland again this week, Matt has another interview on friday so fingers crossed he'll get this one! Only problem is we have zero money so we are currently compiling a list of things we can put on buyback at cash generators to raise the funds! It's so wank, this month is just the worst financially for having to keep galavanting halfway accross the bloody country and back! Ah well, needs must.

Aside from that I don't have much news, I am currently in the process of re-decorating my hideous yellow painted drawers I got off freecycle. I'm newspapering them! Yes that's right folks, I am covering them in newspaper! And maybe some pin up girls for good measure - Matt thinks I should put the tits of 92 on but unfortunately they are still in a box at his godmother's house in north Wales.

Oh, shout out to Holski! Hello! Bizarrely the minute I logged on you joined my friends which was lovely! Except of course that now I have to uphold my end of the bargain and go and join facebook - bah! Send me another invitation and I will - promise!

I've been using some of this gradual fake tan stuff for a week or so now - it's the lighter one for fair skin as I'm of such a deathly pallow, the face one is fine but I can't for the life of me make the body one work! I put hardly any on and STILL go fucking streaky! What? Why can I not do this, I really am not a retard but still I can't figure it out! Please tell me I'm not alone I want to be brown!

That's about all I have to say for now - promise I'll stop being so lame and start writing daily again! I thought that some days I might just share some poetry or lyrics or some such thing with you if I'm too uninspired to think up my own witticisms. You'll like that you dirty bitches. Yeah yeah.

Crouton, crouton!!

Gem x
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13 Comments to hERs is A tONiC aNd miNE iS a GiN

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- idontknowwhy
- 07/05/2007 @ 02:45:37 pm
i can't do it without the bacon effect either i must be a retard too!
- - PlyrYaKA
  - 07/05/2007 @ 06:18:37 pm
  *gormless laughing* Ha ha retard, ha aha
  - - idontknowwhy
    - 07/05/2007 @ 06:20:43 pm
    go on then u try putting on fake tan shit see how well u do!
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- PlyrYaKA
- 07/05/2007 @ 06:41:23 pm
Nah, your allright, it is sort os funny to me coz this asshole at school thinks retard is a repo man and thats what his dad does.
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- Chyna_Doll
- 07/05/2007 @ 08:29:43 pm
Have funs on your Holski, lol!
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- Chyna_Doll
- 07/05/2007 @ 08:29:46 pm
Have funs on your Holski, lol!
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- gemblebee
- 07/05/2007 @ 09:01:19 pm
Ah, I see I may have confused you!

Holski is what I call one of my bestest best friends - ms reeves to you lot!

Haha, although I will have fun in cornland probably, but I do have to find a way of amusing myself for six hours with no money in st. austell of all places. Fun indeed.

x
- - Chyna_Doll
  - 08/05/2007 @ 09:23:34 am
  I am utterly embarassed!
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- gemblebee
- 08/05/2007 @ 09:32:54 am
Haha - don't worry, people can't realistically be expected to understand my crazed mumblings...
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- sallyontour ^Pro
- 08/05/2007 @ 02:48:05 pm
Fake tan - here's the trick. You need to exfoliate first, then put moisturiser on the tricky bits like knees, ankles, elbows, etc. Then apply the tan, using small circular movements. A blob about the size of a walnut is enough for each leg. Apply Vaseline between your fingers to avoid staining, and wash hands between body parts. You don't have to do it daily, every two or three days is fine. It's important to let it dry completely before getting dressed. The Dove variety seems to produce the best results on me. So much safer than sunbathing, cheaper than two weeks in Spain, and less ageing too.

Good luck!
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- gemblebee
- 08/05/2007 @ 03:09:15 pm
The first time I did exfoliate but didn't moisturise, yesterdayi DID moisturize and it was a bit better but still not perfect. The thing is I am seriously very pale skinned so even the most subtle ones look bloody orange on me! Thanks for the tips though - I shall follow your instructions to the t tomorrow!
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- msreeves
- 09/05/2007 @ 09:01:38 pm
Hello hello, I didn't see this post before so I'm a retard too. I use Holday Skin (is that what you have?) and I have stripey legs every time, no matter whether I exfoliate, moisturise, eat a cone or anything else that may possibly help. My conclusion is that the companies who make it are retards as it doesn't work, and it's nothing to do with me having chronic mitten hand. OK?
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- gemblebee
- 09/05/2007 @ 09:35:17 pm
Hahahaha yes!

I got some of the new night time stuff as well that doesn't come off (apparently) you should see the state of my bed sheets - looks like I have made a scheister film on them!
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