Hello!

What on earth is going on? I've only been away a few days, and when I get back and log on, all my friends blogs have gone slightly mental! How weird? Have you all gone bonkers in my absence? Odd odd odd.

AND it's bloody freezing! What happened? Yesterday as I was wandering round the pretty cobbled Cornish streets I thought I might actually die from being slowly cooked from the inside it was so hot - I mean seriously, we've had 'hot' days, but this was HOT! I was tempted to change into a skimpy summer dress despite the fact that my legs were pale and hairy, honestly I came so close to doing it!

I had a great time - one of the best bits though had to be my visit to Peacocks - I had a slight eppy when I went in and literally tried on EVERYTHING in the shop! Despite the fact that its so cheap in there I could have easily spent £500! I can't believe we don't have one in Manchester yet, 10th May it opens, it's so mad though coz I thought it was well better than Primark! Yes, I said it - BETTER THAN PRIMARK!!! May I be struck down and beaten by lohan lites with mulberry bags if I do not speak the truth!

Anyway I am going now to sloth about, Flog It's in Wrexham today haha might have to watch that see how the old hometown is bearing up and how many inbred scallies manage to further tarnish the shit holes image hmm.

Gem x

(Legless but smiling!)